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"Any idea where the hell we are?" I asked, we were lost... Very lost. "Nope," the pig responded, "No idea! I'd guess we're on route 1 though." I sighed, "That's kind of obvious..." The tepig looked up at me, "C'mon, lighten up! We're going to get out of this forest sooner or later! I just know it!" How would he know THAT? "What are we going to do? Just walk straight until we run into a city?" I asked. "Basically!" it pranced around, with very little worry about what was going on. Just then, the shaymin decided to fly in my face a second time today. "COOKIES!" It yelled. "WHAT ABOUT THEM?!" I screamed back in animosity, "CAN YOU JUST STOP FLYING INTO MY FACE PLEASE?!"
The shaymin looked at me terrified. It was never screamed at, and wondered if the world was going to end or something. "M-m-my bad s-sir," it stuttered. "Whatever," I rolled my eyes, this guy was a